Wednesday, 31-May-2000 22:33:50

205.188.192.37 writes:

 Once upon a time there were a lovely group of fairies that lived in the land of their own kind of oz, known as Russeldom. They all had the same thing in common, their eye on an Aussie prince named Russell. They pondered the ways of the prince hoping to catch a glimpse of him in some kind of way, but knew down inside that he would always be out of reach for them. However they still liked talking about his attributes be it physical, emotional, intellectual, whatever the case. Then one day, the fairies all of a sudden didn't get along  for many reasons. One fairy in particular liked to give a lot of hugs, very affectionate person. but one day an evil dragon came to this island named Devin destroying everything in his path and was he** bent on destroying the fairies, one by one. Some of the fairies got along with this dragon. Others were more sensitive to his bullish jacka** type behavior, and understandably so. The fairies would have welcomed him in, but his intrusion only confused this one fairy. Until one day she just said, you know what I've had it. I'm not defeated but I won't take crap from a dragon period. that's it. And she loved all the other fairies, and still wanted to be near them. But the business of her schedule of working on fairy clothes, fairy baby clothes, Winnie the pooh outfits and the like kept her from drifting back to Russeldom.

However she would still like to keep in touch with a few of these fairies, even whilst working so hard to maintain her great fairy business. Let's see she said, whom shall I name? fairy Priscilla, fairy 4tune fairy Kristin and Winnie the pooh fairy, fairy Kath and fairy filly, any of the new fairies that feel like it. But no dragons, they are a curse. And Devin dear, you need to take it as much as dishing it out. Remember your own advice! and with that the good fairy gave hugs to all the great fairies she'd always keep in contact with, and bid everyone but the dragon of course, farewell!!!;):):):):) until later of course from fairy Cathy:):):) hugs to all of you, no matter what the dragon says.

Cathy

A Kidnapped Piglet !!!! ........

Friday, 02-Jun-2000 08:04:32

203.30.38.148 writes:

 Our hero found himself transformed into a cartoon character. A lovable, cuddly, snuggly, cute, ropeable, chainable, beltable, papeekable, swimable,lickable, chocable,sauceable,roly poly, chubby, rubby, delectable and very very totally huggable sugarable,rideable, neighable, edible, fruitable, not to mention gladiatorable, mysteryable, breakable, heavenable, roughable, momentable, crossable, proofable, stomperable, brumbieable, loveable  and  quickable, hammerable, sumable and insiderable....

(ya thought I forgot them didn't ya?)

 The last one is the best one and its for everyone I forgot............................... K I S S A B L E ! ! Pooh Bear. This adventure started out one morning, with Pooh walking over to Piglets house, to see if Piglet would go with him to his favourite honey hive as he was getting quite low on the thing he loved the most in the whole wide world.. HONEY!!!!!

When he reached Piglets house, he found the door open and a nasty letter written in poison pen all over Piglet favourite security blanket. It said.. I HAVE TAKEN PIGLET TO A PLACE THAT HE WILL REALLY HATE ESPECIALLY WITHOUT HIS BLANKET. BRING ALL YOUR HONEY TO THE EDGE OF THE HUNDRED ACRE WOOD OR YOU WILL NEVER SEE PIGLET AGAIN!

Pooh Bear was horrified that something so dreadful had happened to his best  friend, that great teardrops of sorrow rolled down his chubby cheeks, and that was how Owl found Pooh, crying and unable to say anything, but he pointed to the blanket....

Owl flew off to tell all the friends to bring all of Poohs hidden honey pots  to the edge of the wood so that they could get Piglet back. Everyone was racing around trying to juggle honey pots and be as quick as they could, when Tigger did a hyper woopdy doopdy loopdy loopdy alyoopa bounce and knocked into Rabbit and smashed the two honey pots he was carrying to pieces. Rabbit could not believe that Tigger could be so Tiggerish on such an important errand and told him that it was time to visit a relative in Tasmania, the Tasmanian tigger. Tigger was soulful only for a short while and bounced back from Rabbits harsh words and he tried to be more careful especially when he was close to Rabbit.

Eyeore could not stop moaning about poor Piglet and his fate, it got so bad that Kanga had sharp words with him which was totally out of character for Kanga. Pooh Bear could not believe what he was hearing from all his friends, it was like a very bad troll doll had cast a spell on all the friends to make them short tempered with one another. Pooh just hoped that the honey they bought with them would be enough to get Piglet back. Pooh missed his friend terribly. When they reached the edge of the hundred acre wood, they found an enchanted tree that had Piglet captured.

The friends started arguing again about how to get Piglet out of the tree, but Pooh just put his pot of honey in a knot hole above where Piglet was prisoner. The others did the same, but were still arguing about truly trivial things.

The honey must have released a door catch because Piglet tumbled out and landed at Poohs feet. Pooh picked Piglet up and gave him the biggest hug that he could give Piglet without squishing him, but still the friends were nitpicking each other and Pooh could stand it no longer. He did something that he had never done before.... he yelled at everyone.

Rabbit, Eyeore, Tigger, Little Roo, Kanga, Owl and Gopher were so shocked that they stopped arguing and listened to what Pooh had to say.

' Oh bother !! Please be nice to everyone and lets all make a new start so that I can come and visit again and read more of these fairytales.'

Love RIC Pooh Bear

xoxoxoxoxox

cj

The totally mixed up and confused fairies tale...
Wednesday, 21-Jun-2000 08:36:14
203.54.193.182 writes:

Time: 11am
Day: Saturday 7th
Month: April
Year: 2001
Place: Somewhere?

On this day in time farmer Russell found himself on a long and winding road that was leading him to a majestic spellbound castle in the distance.He could see many things between himself and the castle, the first of which was a rickety old bridge he had to cross.

As farmer Russell was about to step onto the bridge, a very young troll jumped out from under the bridge and asked him where his goats were. Farmer Russell told the troll that his 3 goats were waiting for him in Texas.

The troll then asked farmer Russell a trick question, if he could answer it the troll would let him cross the bridge, if he couldn't, the troll would toss farmer Russell into the croc infested waters below. The trick question was...

'What is my name?'

Farmer Russell knew all his fairies tales well and the answer came to him in a flash. 'Rumpletrollskin' he said, the troll was so disgusted that farmer Russell had got it right, that he threw himself off the bridge.  So the farmer continued on his way to the spellbound castle. Farmer Russell came upon Draco the dragon who was bemoaning his fate because the wicked
witch had cast a spell on him for talking too much. She had made him a wingless dragon and he was miserable because of it. Farmer Russell asked him why he did not walk to where he wanted to go. Draco showed him his front foot, which had a thorn in it, farmer Russell felt sorry for Draco and pulled the thorn out. Draco thanked him and warned him about the mythical bunyip who swam in the moat of the spellbound castle. Farmer Russell continued on cautiously as he had heard about bunyips and did not want to get on the wrong side of this one. He spied him swimming about the moat eating 20kg barramundi fish. When the bunyip saw farmer Russell, he swallowed his last mouthful a little too quickly and choked on it. Farmer Russell heaved the hairy beast from the water and thumped him between the shoulder blades, which dislodged the fish bone from his throat.

The bunyip was forever grateful to farmer Russell and asked if he could help him in return.  He asked the bunyip about the spellbound castle, to which the bunyip replied.
'This is the majestic castle that has been put under a spell by a very unusual witch. She got into a lot of debt and had to auction the castle and surrounds to all her fairie tale friends to pay off the debt. She sent out invites to all of her fairy lady friends for the day of the auction, but when they arrived, she enchanted them each to a room within the castle.

The legend continues that only someone who can give each of the ladies a gift of help, can the spell be broken.' But the bunyip continued 'Many folk have tried and failed and are now guests of the witch as well.'   Farmer Russell was never one to shirk a challenge and went from room to room with pen and paper in hand. Peering through each spyhole to see who was inside, he wrote their name down and what he thought could help them.

He then went back to the bunyip and asked him for his help to supply these items, as bunyips are very magical creatures and because he owed Russell his life, he agreed.  As farmer Russell knocked on each door and left the helpful item the bunyip crossed each one off the list.

A vacuum cleaner for Cinderella
An ENT specialist for Snow White
A hairdresser for Rapunzel
A tigersitter for Jasmine
A knitting machine for Briar Rose
Some bear repellent for Goldilocks
A pocket size axe for little Red
A sweet tooth for Gretal
A dinner set for Belle
A pair of gumboots for Esmerelda
2 plastic surgeons for the ugly sisters
and a compass for Alice

When farmer Russell had finished giving out all the helpful items, the bunyip vanished and he found himself transported to the dungeon of the castle. Farmer Russell had a very bad feeling of deja vu, as he was chained to the dungeon wall.  In front of him stood the green, ugly, warty wicked witch who....................

cj

Faeries Tale (I hope this works ok!) (my first contribution)
Thursday, 22-Jun-2000 02:57:16
206.133.174.37 writes:

... who smiled with a poisonous look of malice.

"You're mine now," she whispered, her forked tongue lashing at him. "My slave. To defy me was a grave move, and you shall suffer for all eternity."

Farmer Russell clamped his eyes shut, repelled by the hideous sight of the vile woman and cursed under his breath. He offered no apology for his gifts to the faerie ladies, and braced himself for what was coming.

"Now, my farmer friend, I have a task for you, to gain your freedom; if you choose not to perform it, you are mine for all eternity, not just a mere splinter of your life. Now listen closely..."

The defiant blue eyes burnt with rage when he finally opened them again and glared at the witch's back as she left the room. His wrists were beginning to turn red, and his body was tense from his defiance. Russell said yes to her plans. All of them. He cursed again, this time at himself. The only way to save himself was to betray those whom he had helped so generously. His heart ached and he laid down, trying to sleep off the pain, although it was incredibly difficult.

Light filtered in from his cell window as the morning grew older. His eyes flickered open in the lemon yellow glow, and he quickly sat up, only to look into the eyes of the bunyip.
"You didn't think I'd leave you mate? Now, let's get out of here..."

Sara

Of Fairies, Rabbits and Clones.....
Saturday, 24-Jun-2000 21:32:44
203.54.192.176 writes:

The bunyip said.. 'You didn't think I'd leave you mate? Now lets get out of here........

Farmer Russell was enchanted to a restaurant in Sydney with shocking coffee. There was a party in full swing that looked like some type of celebration and farmer Russell wondered why the bunyip had sent him here. there were fairies, rabbits and gruntelves scattered all over the restaurant. There was an unbelievable band on the stage rockin' the place and the dance floor was packed to capacity and spilling out the restaurant doors onto the verandas surrounding the restaurant.

The further farmer Russell went into the restaurant the dimmer the lighting seemed to be. A fairy asked him for a jug of VB as she had mistaken him for a waiter.
Farmer Russell was about to tell her of the mix up when he realised that ALL the staff looked exactly like himself. It was as if he had been cloned 40 times over. He broke out into a cold sweat as he thought about how this could have happened, he was amazed as he knew the bunyip was his mate as he had saved his life, but he was in bigger trouble now than when he was chained to the dungeon wall.  Everyone kept asking him to get their drink orders, especially the rabbits as these critters were a thirsty bunch and could down a cold beer in two seconds flat. They all wore a funny coloured jersey that reminded farmer Russell of  Christmas.

As the evening got older farmer Russell was becoming more proficient at carrying jugs of beer until he discovered, that everytime a fairy drank from a jug of beer another farmer Russell appeared. He had to put a stop to it as there was close to a hundred clones now.  Farmer Russell jumped up onto the stage and grabbed the microphone from the lead singer and made an announcement.

'Anything from the bar is now on me, except for jugs of beer!'

Farmer Russell just hoped the bunyip had a big bank account to pay for it all, now he had to round up all the clones and take them to........

cj

Watch out when you open your email tomorrow ! ! :-)
Wednesday, 28-Jun-2000 09:41:09
203.30.38.148 writes:

Farmer Russell just hoped the bunyip had a big bank account to pay for it all, now he had to round up the 100 clones and take them to....

... a place where no one would find them ever again. Farmer Russell whistled to get their attention and he kept whistling like the pied piper as he made them follow him outside.

The bunyip was there waiting for him, hopping from one foot to the other, nearly busting his boiler to say something to farmer Russell, but he couldn't make out who he should be talking to, as there were so many of them.

The whistling farmer Russell told the bunyip to wave his magic wand or whatever it was that bunyips waved and get them out of there.

They found themselves back on farmer Russells farm as that was the only place that they would not look out of place. The bunyip and farmer Russell argued all night about where they could put all of the clones so that they would never be found again.

The bunyip came up with the perfect plan, he would put a spell on all the clones and transport them into cyberspace. Farmer Russell said he knew of a place that could help them and all they had to do was get online and go visit a message board and collect all the email addys throughout the board and send a clone to each one.

Farmer Russell knew all the clones would then disappear forever without trace, but he was sure that they would be put to good use, he even thought about going himself for a second, but he still had too many unfinished jobs to do.

That left farmer Russell and the bunyip with a very big bar bill to pay off, so they went back to the restaurant to do the washing up and found........

cj

Re: THE FAIRIES TALE Cont.6/28/00
Thursday, 29-Jun-2000 10:36:00
205.188.192.172 writes:

whilst princess catherine waits on some embroidery projects to finish, she thought she'd take a moment to at least do just a little of the continuing "obiwan crowenabi saga! mmmm lighten the mood just a bit. so princess catherine and obiwan crowenobi are on survivor island. suddenly they come upon princess cindy, wrapped in chains and handcuffs. Princess
Cindy, whatever are you doing here?"?, princess catherine asks. "well, princess cindy says in her most seductive voice possible, I found something that could keep obiwan crowenobi and I tied up for a long long long time!".

Princess catherine wasn't necessarily disappointed. After all, she assumed she'd be on survivor island alone with obiwan crowenobi. However she also knew that obiwan crowenobi's powers of seduction and intelligence as well as gorgeous blue green eyes would eventually attract other princesses as well.

Suddenly out of the island, they all came out, princess cj, princess maria, princess kristin, princess 4tune and kath and etc etc etc, and the list goes on and on( too many to name, sorry:)). "well, princess catherine sighed"  I   knew this would happen eventually, no point in believing I'd be the only one any longer. Besides ,there's fun to be had! Let's see if we can survive this no man's land. Princess cindy's job was to see how long she could keep obiwan crowenobi tied up. Then princess lulu came up and said, " ah, excuse me, that's my job princess cindy. Just wheeeere do you get off using my ropes to tie up obiwan crowenobi?". Well sorrrrrrry, princess cindy said, I had no idea you had dibs on ropes. Whatever. Suddenly all the princesses heard a sound coming the sea. Oh, no, they exclaimed, it's the tabloid troopers! get out your battle guns, everyone. Princess cindy, who always made such an excellent princessleader lined everyone up. "ok, now here's our battle plan. any tabloid troopers drop em. Any good magazine troopers, you just leave them to me. Meanwhile, princess catherine kept having a sneezing fit due to cigarette smoke, that she is so terribly allergic too. but who cares, she still had the arms of obiwan crowenobi. In the meantime, everyone went to
their battlestations. Princess kristin, armed with great photos of obwiwan crowenobi from the past and present was waiting in the bushes. Princess cindy and Princess lulu had the ropes ready to booby trap the entire set of tabloid troopers. Princess krissy 4tune, kath and several others(still trying to remember)were all lined up in "red rover" fashion all ready to drop any
tabloid trooper trying to 'shoot RC down. Meanwhile on the other side of the island, Princess priscilla, was painting the most beautiful portrait of obiwan crowenobi. She had no idea what was going on, but the ruckus sort of got to her. Oh well, princess priscilla said, "I've got better things to do, after all I am a d** fine artist and a tempermental one at that". She knew of course that obiwan crowenobi had magical powers, however all those princesses were just so eager to defend obiwan's honor. And why shouldn't they be?! he's the reason they all met in the first place ! and besides he was worth it.

well princess catherine will continue this later, but princess catherine's sister, princess carol, had a windshield wiper blow off her millenium falcon space vehicle. And seeing as it's raining cats and dogs here, princess catherine must depart to be a heroine and a good girl and help out princess carol! I'll be back! ya'll play nice now hugs!oh my embrodiery is finished. now THAT is good timing! and I shall include everyone else later! hugs

Cathy